Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
11.06.2025 04:19

I have complete contempt for traitorism
I actually pay taxes
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
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I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I can read
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I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I can count
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I have a reading level above third grade
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
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authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
I see through liars
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
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Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t cotton to rapists
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have complete contempt for fakery
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t buy bullshit
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”